OK, OK WE ARE BACK IN BUSINESS…..

We know!?!?!?!……..you don’t have to yell, we’ve been slipping……….we know…… since Feb. its awful, BUT we here to tell you that we are revamping the site, and will give you guys a real dose of some hotness this weekend!!! (8.16.08). Sorry for the delay,AND A BIG THANK YOU TO ALL THAT HAVE VISITED THE SITE!!!!! We really mean that!!! With that said, go back to looking up porn and come back this week!!! You sick fucks!!

LOVE,

The Junco Partner team

P.S. …………AND WHY WOULD I WANT TO LEAVE THE HOUSE!?!?!?! WHEN THIS IS WAITING FOR YOU!!!!

YOU KINDA SEE WHY IS BEENA WHILE SINCE I POSTED....

Whats wrong with “dirty undies” Winehouse!?!

She some how managed to wreck a room at the swank Riverbank Plaza Hotel in London while on “man leave” from rehab to tell her drug addicted husband Blake whatever he is. I can’t tell it as good as this nob end. Peep it…

” Booze was spilled all over the wooden hallway and cigarette butts, countless bottles of champagne and unwashed knickers were all over the floor. The blackened bath had to be scrubbed and unclogged after she dyed and washed her famous beehive in the tub. She had even taken a large mirror off the wall and placed it on the floor. Staff were baffled why.”

Oh word dirty draws? mirrors on the floor???? Maybe homegirl was looking for a trim down stairs and needed a extra angel. I can’t even begin to think what that beaver trap looks like or better yet smells like. Heat, sweat, and drugs all swirling around in a 2 and half inch area. Shit if it was me I would have bagged them skid marked thongs, wrapped them up and sell them in a vending machine in Japan.

Damn you Martin Margiela…..Damn you to hell!!!

Since today is all about being baller-riffic we decided to break you off with the bank rooooooll. This Martin Margiela Euro Wallet features a salvia leather inside & a faux Margiela Euro note exterior. Sure to be one of the key pieces of the season or the thing that might you get capped!?!

Breitling Superocean watch

In true baller tradition we got to shout out Breitlings  legendary Superocean model, Breitling has launched the Superocean “Héritage” Chronographe. First launched in the late 1950s, these professional diver’s watches have spawned several generations, each boasting increasing water resistance at greater depths. This is some grown man shit and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!!!!

God damn this is banging!!

Original Fake Gore-Tex jump off

OK ,need a jacket that looks pretty nice while rushing to hospital as your best friend is bleeding all over you from multiple gun shot wounds from trying to stiff a crack dealer 5 bucks??? Then look no farther. Original Fake’s Gore-Tex denim jacket comes in two colorways. Besides the Gore-Tex lining, it also features waterproof zippers, zipped away hood with Chompers design, logo embroidery on the cuff and pockets on the back.We like it and the blood just wipes away clean. Take that Billy Mays!!!

(No friends were harmed during this story. Anyone resembling this is purely coincidental.)

Carhartt UK and Fantomass get cozy……

Carhartt UK and Fantomass team up for a super limited serve up this spring.Each top is numbered and comes with a certificate of ownership and an exclusive “welovelimitededition 2″box. For those who care or eBay for their dose of social contact.

Taschen turns the big 25, and Jeff Koons is a Happy Clam!

Ohhhhhhh man the invite we’ve been waiting for 25 years. Taschen Books turns 25 this year and in the celebration (bitches) mayhem comes to us a serious limited edition book on Jeff Koons.

This exhaustive monograph begins with a biographical essay by Interview magazine editor-in-chief Ingrid Sischy that puts his work into context and tells his personal story. Arranged in chronological chapters by work groups, alongside hundreds of large-format images tracing Koons’s career from 1979 to today. Rounding off the book are an extended bibliography and a lavishly illustrated biography. Fans will find in this publication not only a sumptuous book-object, but also the most comprehensive study of the artist’s work ever published. Due out April 2008 suggested retail price 1,000.00 USD. Get some!!

Sorry for the long wait……..

……….But we’ve been traveling the world on a fact finding mission across globe to find out if the world really hates America. And the answer……yes they still do.

But I’ll leave you with a gift that makes good for being gone from your lives .

Much love Katie Price!!!! America still loves you!!!

“Cobra Kai” x RVCA collab V-Neck

Old friend The Cobra snake and RVCA have team up for this collab v-neck tee boasting a assortment of the Snakes “mantras” 3rd place finish, a yeng and a yang, and green tea are listed plan as day. Mark’s daily habits I’m sure. the “Snake” is loose. “Cobra” tell Margo to call me!!!

Nom de Guerre sneak peak look for spring 08

Oh what you don’t know bout this? Nom de Guerre drops the look for spring. Check yo self!